MARKETING CONCEPTS

Some IMPORTANT POINTS about MARKETING

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•   You See a gorgeous girl at a party , You go up to her and say

     ” I AM  VER RICH .MARRY ME! ♥ “

 THATS   DIRECT MARKETING.

 

•  You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says ” HE IS VERY RICH .MARRY HIM .”

THATS  ADVERTISING.

 

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say ” I AM VERY RICH.MARRY ME!”

And she inroduces you to her husband .

THATS DEMAND AND SUPPLY GAP.

 

• You see a gorgeous girl at her party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.The next day you call her and say

” HI , I AM VERY RICH.MARRY ME “

THATS TELEMARKETING.

• You’re at party and see a gorgeous girl.You grt up and straighten your tie,you walk to her and pour her a drink.You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,offer her a ride, and then say,  “BY THE WAY I AM VERY RICH .WILL YOU MARRY ME?”

THATS PUBLIC RELATION.

 

• You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say ” I ‘M RICH .MARRY ME”. She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

THATS CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

 

•You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says ” YOU ARE VERY RICH .”

THATS BRAND RECOGINITION.

 

•You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and before you say,”I AM VERY RICH.MARRY ME!” She turns her face towards you—————————————–

She is your wife.!

THATS COMPETITION EATING INTO YOUR MARKET SHARE.

 

 

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Gunjan Jain

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